Well, not quite yet, but it’s getting there! Summer is right around the corner and that means sitting by the water, sitting on your deck or patio, sitting in the AC – wherever you like to sit – with a book in your hand. Luckily I have a few that you can choose from and they fit just perfectly in your palm or Kindle. đ Yeah, there’s a reason I’m not in Marketing (that was… whew!).
But still… I do have a few books you can sink your teeth into (and you KNOW I meant that pun!) plus a new(ish) release coming right around the corner. Ok, let’s get that out of the way first because YAY!
Like alternative realities with a bit of mystery, copious amounts of thriller, and a pinch each of cosmic and psychological horror? The Realm is PERFECT for you! Literally. Unsettling and filled with action, this story introduces you to Patrick and the curse his family must endure.
Like vampires and the lure of the forbidden, the ferocity of a mother’s love, and darkness that only evil can bring? The Promise Keeper is your JAM! And it’s a little sexy too! Just sayin’. Fangs, the Caribbean sun, New York, NY, and a promise that is too dangerous not to keep? What’s not to love?
Like creepy, eerie tales about the dark and what lives there and fear that starts at the base of your neck and creeps down your spine, cold, cold, like ice in your veins? Ahem, Telecommuting is for you! Psychological horror at its most pure, this story will make you beg your own mind to stay clear, to always be true, to protect you from… from… well, you’ll see!
And then…
Oh, and then…
In July…
The novel that started it all is coming back, rising out of the shadows, pulling back the veil… too much? I might have gotten a little carried away there, but whatever! In July, my first novel, Crescendo, will be re-released by Cedar Grove Publishing! My first book baby! I am so excited about this! The cover? OH MY! Let me just say… Lynne Hansen has done it again! I can’t wait for you to see it but the folks tell me I have to wait to release it – something about a cover reveal… you know how it goes! đ Look for this beautiful artwork on July 1st. The book comes out later in the month of July – I know you know I’ll tell you when!
“From the very first page this novel is a series of extremely disturbing events, particularly nightmarish dream sequences. Centering on one man’s imminent insanity and death (think Jacobs Ladder and Stir of Echoes) Crescendo draws a fine line between what is madness and what is supernatural.”
Women in horror
Yeah.
Yeah, I have to agree with that.
I love this story. I love all of my stories, but I love this one so much that I adapted it as a screenplay… and was lucky enough to win a Best Horror award for it at a film festival. (WOOOTTTT!!!) I’m so excited that it is coming back and new readers can check it out again. Soon, soon… very soon!
*If you go to my website and see a cover there, ha, that’s not it! But wanna see the book trailer? It’s fun!
A quick note about reading and books and the like. I don’t know if you know this, but reviews are incredibly helpful to authors. If you are so inclined, please post them where you buy and learn about books (Amazon, Goodreads, etc.) – it is the next best thing you can do to support the writers you enjoy. Thanks to all who do so already and to those who will consider doing so now!
So, what else has been up? Have you seen any good movies? I have!
The Endless
Saint Maud
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
La Funeraria
to name a few. I also REALLY enjoyed A Quiet Place II. REALLY, REALLY enjoyed it. Saw it at a drive through (seriously, if you have never done this, try it. There’s nothing like watching a creepy, dark, scary movie in the dark, exposed to the woods… with no protection other than the flimsy windows in your car… There is so much texture in this movie! And John Krasinski – he’s just brilliant. I’ve been a fan for a long time (The Office has to be one of my favorite TV shows like EVER… ok, now I think I will be watching a few episodes tonight! LOL!) but this is John at a whole other level. And I’m liking it.
Books? I have not finished anything this month, I am sad to say. Still nursing the ones from last month and had the nerve to buy a few new titles to sit on top of my TBR list. Ha, oh well! No one who knows me should be surprised by that! Book enthusiast – that’s me!
I got the chance to do some cool stuff recently:
Went on Just Joshing and spoke for about 2 hours with Joshua Pantalleresco. Laughed more than I talked. It was a flipping blast.
Had a convo between writers session that will go live soon. Venessa Giunta and I chatted for a little over an hour about “stuff”… and it was good stuff. You’ll wanna see this when it goes up!
Got interviewed by NFReads – a fun and quick read!
Finished writing a novel! (WAHOOOOOO! And now comes the editing – a little less wahooooo.)
Wrote three short stories – shorty shorts, like I like ’em. None of them are over 1k words and that suits me just fine!
Have decided that I really should figure out how to work my telescope so I can see some of the beautiful stuff up there in the night sky. It has been collecting dust for years. It’s like a piece of art – immovable art. I need to change this.
One of my short screenplays, the one that is an ode to the one I wrote and shot and proceeded to misplace during my freshman year at Howard University – 271 Raeburn Avenue – won Best Short Screenplay at an international film festival! YAYAYAYAYYAYA! So very exciting to see my work out there – honored beyond belief.
I think that is all. So all I have to say in closing is bring on more good movies, bring on a few extra hours in the day so I can finish reading one of the books open on my nightstand, bring on the warm weather… and the ice cream, because I must have ice cream.
I’m ready for the world.
And I’m not talking about these guys, though they have a couple tunes that were my JAMS back in the day! (Ha… I said “jam” in all caps twice in this newsletter!)
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It’s not every day that an author can say they have two long fiction releases in one month, but this May I can! The first one is such a fun story and is actually my very first novella! It came out on May 4th and, well I just couldn’t resist…
May the 4th be with you… better known as Telecommuting‘s book birthday!! Called, âPowerfully frightening and relatable, a mirror in which itâs all too easy to see ourselves,â by author Michael G. Williams, Telecommuting is a must read for anyone who has ever worked a challenging job, worked from home, gotten through a break-up, has ever had (or is!) a nosy neighbor, eats food to live… that means it’s pretty much for EVERYONE! Learn more about it here!
And then an incredibly cool moment happened in my career. On May 11th I was able to say hello, again to my second novel, The Promise Keeper:
Happy re-release bday to my second novel, my first award winner, my complex beauty. I love this novel so very much and I am elated to see it in print again. Its first day in the world was cloaked in shadows but now I trumpet it with all the fanfare it deserves, holding it up in the glorious sunlight. My vampire may not take too kindly to such attention but my demon will positively relish it. Today is The Promise Keeper’s day. Welcome back, my love. Learn more about it here!
And if that wasn’t enough, these cool things happened or will be happening this month:
I did a fantastic interview on Social Distancing Radio about Telecommuting! Lots of laughing, lots of book talk. Check it out!
Horror and Romance – unnatural combination or doppelgangers? We had a fantastic discussion about this over at Continual! Check us out and share your thoughts!
I’ll be at StokerCon (5/20-5/23). I will be speaking on panels, presenting at the Ann Radcliffe Academic Conference, and reading a little bit of The Promise Keeper. Check it check it check it out!
I will also be at Balticon (5/28-5/30). I will be speaking on panels and reading a little bit of both new releases.
Yeah, May gets a big YES from me!
Even with all the book birthday celebrations that have gone on, replete with glasses of soda and copious amounts of popcorn, I’ve managed to accomplish a few things too. I wrote a short story – and I mean really short… like 229 words because that’s how I roll sometimes. It is creepy and I am very much in love with it. I wrote a poem and (woot!) it will be part of the upcoming horror poetry anthology, Under Her Skin, in 2022. Look at this fantabulous cover:
I’m so honored to share the TOC with some fabulous authors and poets that I admire. I haven’t written poetry in a loooonnnngggg time – it felt good and, yeesh, I’m a bit darker with the flow now! You have been warned!
I also binged the mess out of Safe and Marianne. Different – totally different, and both creepy in their own ways. Both are worth the watch.
I am reading When No One is Watching by Alyssa Cole – I’m only a page or two in but enjoying the voice already! I am still listening to Robert McCammonâs Swan Song. I watched The Crow for the first time (don’t judge me. The 90s were a unique time!). I’ll say this – better late than never. Where’s the fan club? I’ll join. I finished Jeanne Adamsâ Blood on the Altar – she weaves a tale that keeps you on the edge of your seat for the whole ride. Go check her out – you won’t be disappointed.
What are you reading and/or watching?
Well, I guess that’s it for now! Suggest something for me to read or watch. I am going to start Vincenzo tonight – a Korean-Italian consigliere heading to the motherland to show them what’s up? I didn’t know I needed this in my life. Does he make them an offer they can’t refuse? Will somebody sleep with the fishes? Bet!
I was thinking about this the other day and so I am bringing back a post I made some time ago. If you saw it already, I wonder if your thoughts have changed. If this is your first time seeing it, please weigh in!
Printed media as the mining field for visual media grows in popularity with each passing year. Film adaptations of books are not a new phenomenon: Lewis Carrollâs âAlice in Wonderlandâ was first adapted for film in 1903, but the cyclical popularity of the practice makes some wonder whether creativity is taking a backseat to commercialism. The result is a lack of interest in one of the two versions â movie or book â because the story seems too familiar.
Many people know when a movie is based on a book, especially when the author is a well-known name like Stephen King or J. K. Rowling. However, cinema borrows from written word more often than one might think. Some book to film translations do not carry the same title. For instance, the 1978 book Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg was made into the 1987 move, Angel Heart. The 1993 book The Club Dumas by Arturo PĂŠrez-Reverte was made into the 1999 movie The Ninth Gate. The connection can easily be missed. When someone who has read the book unwittingly views a movie made from it, they may feel as though the screenplay is too closely related to the book, causing a lack of confidence in the industryâs creativity. This leads to consumer concern about the lack of vision in interpreting the nuances of the storyline, which directly correlates back to the original thought process; creativity is not being fully employed.
What is the inherent difference between books and movies? While they are both designed to entertain, they have different focuses. Movies have a considerably smaller window in which to impress the viewer, therefore the storyline needs to be much more concise. Movies have an easier time showing verses telling. Indeed, the tenet of writing that is so ingrained in our psyche is easier to master in cinema. An audience only tolerates narration in a film for a fixed amount of time, before they tire of the story. This is particularly true of action, thriller, and horror fiction movies, where the activity moves the storyline along. Finally, movies have the added benefit of being able to use special effects to drive a point. An explosion or spaceship landing in a populated city makes a larger impact when seen onscreen.
Books have the luxury of space. Authors can use descriptive words in narration far more easily than filmmakers can, allowing them to describe the atmosphere, the subtleties of character interaction, facial expressions, and other attributes that would require lighting and exceptional acting to achieve onscreen. The author can make every word penetrate the readerâs mind. Subplots can flourish in a book more so than in a movie, where time is a constraint. Secondary characters, relationships, background information, locales, and scenarios can be expounded upon in literary fiction. Character-driven work can become more in depth, allowing the author to delve into the inner workings of a protagonist to understand the motivations and tie them into to a seemingly obscure context. Prose allows for flourish.
There are times where the movie is favored over the book, as is widely cited in the instance of The Godfather. Mario Puzzoâs book paled in comparison to the screen version. Much of that was due to the directorâs interpretation, but also because of the nature of film. The main storyline in the multi-faceted piece had to be focused on and the others downplayed. Finally, the cast in The Godfather presented the characters so vividly, the audience believed them, felt they were real people.
Movies are often favored over books for the visual aspect and instant gratification, while books are credited with more creativity and well-roundedness. Length and time investment can be used by both sides as positive: movies are short, so they can be enjoyed quickly. Book lovers enjoy the time spent reading; the level of detail found in a book provides an enjoyable pastime.
Ultimately, moviegoers tend to enjoy a movie more so than the book version, and vice versa, readers enjoy the book version. An interesting point to consider is that, often times, movie goers either did not read the book or even know that a book version existed. The consumer types (moviegoers and book readers) do not share the same space, by and large. It is uncommon to find a person who actively reads a book and then deliberately watches the movie (or does so after the fact). Therefore, the comparison between the two is based on a small subset of people, comprised mostly of book fans.
I know… I’m sorry… I couldn’t resist. Could you, when Craig Mack served up such a perfect alley-oop like that? Don’t know what I’m talking about? Stop, don’t say it… I won’t make you admit that out loud. Here, listen, remember… it won’t take long.
So like Mack said, “I’m. Kicking. New. Flava. In your ear…”
Literally.
Flava
Nighlight Podcast did a flipping amazing recording of my short story “Family Dinner”! It just went up, as did the interview Tonia Ransom, creator and executive producer of Nightlight, conducted with me. I am thrilled to have enjoyed such a riveting experience. There is truly nothing like listening to your story come to life. may thanks to the talented voice actors and editors!
The weather is getting nicer… that’s new flava.
MultiverseCon is starting to ramp up for whatever flavor of convention we’re going to have (see what I did there?) and that’s new flava.
I wrote a poem… no, two poems! That is definitely new flava (I haven’t written poetry in yeeaaaarrrrss!).
StokerCon is around the corner (May 20th!) and I’ll be speaking twice, once in my professorly voice and the other time in my author-type voice. New flava and it’s SWEET!
Oh, and I won BEST HORROR SCREENPLAY at Nova Film and Music Festival. That is 100% NEW FLAVA! I won for my screenplay Crescendo, which is an adaptation of my first novel of the same name. So many twists and turns in this story – I am so excited. I can’t wait to reintroduce Crescendo to you guys this summer… yeah… it’s being rereleased with a brand spanking new cover that is to die for! I can’t wait to show you… but I will have to wait… and so will you! đ
What are you reading? I am still reading Jeanne Adams’ Blood on the Altar because editing and life has gotten in the way a lot in the past few weeks. Still enjoying the fast-paced story, though. I am listening to Robert McCammon’s Swan Song. Super interesting story with a real flow to the descriptions. Mesmerizing work. I’m really enjoying it! I finished watching Prime’s Them and have moved on to Netflix’s The Serpent. Honestly, this show further solidifies the reason why I never considered backpacking. Chilling.
Coming Soon
Working form home never seemed so sinister… (said in my best Vincent Price voice). Pre-Order today! This beauty comes out on May 4th!
âThe opening scene is heady and mesmerizing, setting the scene for a vampire transformation that would make even E.L. James and fans of Fifty Shades of Grey blush.â
eva roslin, librarian
Yowza! Pre-Order today! This vampire tale comes out on May 11th!
And… I can’t show you the cover yet! I know, I know… but no. So enjoy that thing I drew. Looks like a pulsating mass of something you might see on Star Trek (Dammit, Jim!). But I can tell you what somebody just said about Crescendo:
âCrescendo will assault your senses with a mosaic of emotion and experiences.â
9-1-1 came back on TV the other night. That’s new flava for sure.
OK – that’s all for me this time around. Thanks for checking out my random musings! I’m sure I’ll have more for you in short order, because that’s how random musings go! đ
I promised a cover reveal and here it is! This magnificent cover was done by none other than Lynne Hansen, accomplished artist whose work has appeared on the cover of Weird Tales and many horror novels that you know and love. I give you…
A young girl, on the cusp of sexual maturity, in what is now known as Benin, West Africa, is seduced by a beautiful stranger, a man the likes of which she has never seen before. Their encounter changes her forever. She becomes an asiman, a vampire: one of the undead.
The Promise Keeper comes to her, willing her to do his biddingâto keep an unspoken promise. He probes her mind and plants suggestions so she will follow his plan, until she fights back. She runs, her travels taking her to Europe and the Caribbean over centuries to escape him. She finally settles in New York City, convinced that she has eluded him⌠until she falls in love.
The Promise Keeper is a story of love, despair, murder, and deceit.
I hope this blog finds you well and enjoying the day before the first day of spring! I am definitely ready to remove some of these layers and walk outside without freezing, so I, for one, am very excited!
Lots of things going on, even in this socially-distanced existence, and thatâs a good thing. Books to read, movies to watch, stories to write. For example, I watched a movie that I really want to recommend to you zombie lovers out there. It is called Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula and it is amazing! Train to Busan (the first one) is one of the best zombie movies I have ever seen, so I was hoping for something jaw-dropping and I got it. It is different than the first one â and I donât want to tell you how and spill any beans but here is the trailer… you’ll see. It is a must see for zombie movie enthusiasts, especially if you like running zombies, character development, and… well, just check it out.
I am reading a new book! Blood on the Altar by Jeanne Adams is a fast-paced gem that I am thoroughly enjoying thus far. Revenge, sweet revenge – and of course, the mention of blood… I’m totally in. I am listening to Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia, this after finishing up The Complex by Brian Keene. It’s a totally different kind of house, my friend.
Speaking of Brian Keene, I have the honor of interviewing him for Con-Tinual this month, as well as Linda Addison. I look forward to sitting down with my friends (virtually, of course) and talking about… well, I guess you’ll have to tune in to find out exactly WHAT we will chat about, won’t you? đ Follow me on Twitter (@LMariewood1) and/or Facebook and you’ll get notified when it posts.
Ooh – I changed my website a little! I kinda like it. If you’ve ever met me or seen me on a panel, you know the opening image is 100% correct. Check it out and see what I mean! I also like the books page more. What do you think?
Lemme see… what else… Oh yeah! I will be speaking at the Ann Radcliffe Academic Conference that is part of StokerCon. If you are looking for some fun stuff to do in the beginning of May, come check it out.
I…
Had a screenplay get nominated for Best Horror at NOVA Film Festival… but not just any screenplay. This is the adaptation of my first novel we’re talking about! AND that novel – my first – a neat ghost story rooted in psychological horror so deeply that you won’t know which way is up – that very book, Crescendo, will be re-released by Cedar Grove Publishing in July 2021 with a brand-spanking new cover! WOOOOOTTTT!
Have some other goodies coming your way soon – very, very soon. Specifically:
Working from home has its perks, being able to attend meetings in your pajamas chief among them. But when the house you occupy all day is empty – when the only voice you hear after work comes through television speakers, it can get a little old.
Unless you like it that way.
And Chris did like it that way
⌠until the whispering started.
Telecommuting is a modern psychological horror story set in what could be your town, your street, your house. The lyrical slow burn is subtle; the terror in this tale sneaks up on you before you know it. This novella comes out on May 4, 2021 but you can pre-order now!
My award-winning novel (c’mon, indulge me!), The Promise Keeper, is being re-released on May 11, 2021. It too will have a fancy new cover. And I am gonna do a special cover reveal for it shortly! đ Want to learn more about it while you wait with bated breath? (Ha! Dramatic much?) Check out the book on my website with the OLD cover!
There is other stuff coming out this year (I am so excited!!) but I will wait to talk about those. Except I do want to share this one little thing with you. Cacophony, The Realm, Book Two will be released in October 2021. If you haven’t caught up with what’s going on yet, you might want to get it because book 2 takes off like a rocket. In fact, I’m gonna leave this right here for you…
Happy 2021, folks! Time for new beginnings and new musings. I had a moment of contemplation the other day that took me down a mental rabbit hole and it was pretty darned cool, so I thought I’d share it with you. đ
Have you ever let your mind wander and then been surprised by how you ended up in a place filled with purple trees and hippopotamuses being walked on leashes like family pets? It was during one of those daydreaming sessions that I pondered the concept of the theory of relativityânot deliberately and definitely not in those terms, of course, but thatâs what it boiled down toâand how something like that could actually happen. What that something was, I was unsure about. See, when I started thinking about it, I realized I didnât actually know what the theory of relativity was. I always thought it was what is actually called block universe theoryâwhatever, brainiacs⌠donât judge meâwhich I will talk about below, but still the theory of relativity has one interesting component that plays well with the rest of my wayward imaginings: the concept of bending time.
What if Einstein was right about gravity bending time, time running at a slower pace where gravity is strongest, time-dilation and all that? And now Iâm diving into concepts that are highly sci-fi intensive, and I do not, I repeat DO NOT, claim to be an expert about any of this at all, but what if there was a big formation like that Arcturus monstrosity in all those universe comparison videos or a planet we donât know about (hmmmâŚ. thatâs a conversation for another day) that sits on the foam that is space and time and warps it (this is actually a very loose interpretation of the geodetic effect, if you wanted to look it up)? Then what if that same formation drifts away at some point. Maybe an asteroid destroys it, the gravitational pull changes and it dislodges, insert your plausible or implausible reason here. If that happened, couldnât the imprint remain and the two sides of it might create a bend in space and timeâŚwhere you could conceivably exist in two planes simultaneously?
Right? (Iâm nodding in the way that people who want you to come along with them in their fantasy nod encouragingly at those who have been kind enough to hear them out.)
But seriouslyâŚright??
And that was just the beginning! Check out the rest of this incredible mental jaunt at DWASF.
What are you reading right now? I just started My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite and it’s a lot of fun so far. So far there’s been much about hiding bodies and controlling urges – my kind of story!
Are you listening to anything new this year? I am enjoying Kai’s new release, Mmmh, as I type. Very smooth and soulful – slow and groovable.
Have you watched anything new? I just watched Fatale, Michael Ealy’s new movie. The pairing with Hillary Swank worked really well and the story moved at a pretty fast clip. In short, cheating will get you nowhere. I also just finished The Guest, a mini-series about possession, and it was flipping outstanding. I didn’t want it to be over – really. Next up, Cobra Kai (how can anyone who saw The Karate Kid in the movie theater when it was originally released resist watching this show? Daniel and Johnny are at it again!).
Did you set goals for yourself this year? I prefer this over resolutions because I rarely keep my resolutions (facts). I have a few goals this year, one of which is to finish writing a series I have been working on. I am excited about it because I already know what I want to do with it – I just need to start. No spoilers, hahaha!
Do you need fresh books for your TBR list? The Realm is a fantastic one to add to it. A reader said this about it on Amazon, “The writer, has the most amazing character development in this book. I find it rare In the horror genre to see such well developed characters.” Come check out Patrick and the gang!
How ever you do it, I hope you enter 2021 with hope in your mind and joy in your heart. Onward!
The Scary Shit we do in Real Life, Part 2: Santa Claus
Santa Claus. Kris Kringle. Jolly Old Saint Nick. Father Christmas. St. Nicholas, the real-life 4th century bishop who gave gifts to the needy. Youâve likely referred to the gift-giving rosy-cheeked man in red by one of those names in your lifetime. You probably also know the 1823 poem titled ââTwas the Night Before Christmasâ by Clement Clarke Moore – if youâre of a certain age, you likely know parts of it by heart. But have you ever stopped to think about what youâve (ok, weâve) recited year after year as you sit and contemplate your Christmas tree? Have you ever thought about the actual words? Letâs. Just for a little while, letâs.
Moore talks about a lovely night; the kids are asleep and a simple man and his wife have just laid down to close their own eyes when a sound jolts him from his sleep, causing him to investigate. You know the rest â flying reindeer, one of which has a glowing nose, a bottomless sleigh of gifts, and a portly old gent who breaks into the house to see whatâs what⌠Twilight Zone-level stuff. Spooked yet? No?
Wait⌠thereâs more.
If the idea of someone puttering around your house while you sleep isnât enough to scare you silly, think about what song writers have added to the lore over the years. The holiday ditty âSanta Claus is Coming to Townâ admonishes children to keep a stiff upper lip and be good because Santa is coming to town. It goes on to remind them that he sees kids when they are asleep and that theyâd better be good⌠for goodness sakes. âHere Comes Santa Clausâ cautions kids to get into bed and cover their heads because Santa is on his way.
Um⌠what?
On its face, the lyrics are disconcerting; itâs easy to catch stalker vibes a la the Policeâs âEvery Breath You Takeâ but think about it for a second. Let those lyrics resonateâŚ
What kind of otherworldly, omniscient, shapeshifting (because how does he get into houses without a chimney, I ask you? Howâd he get past the home security system? Howâd heâŚ) weirdo is looking inside your house, your very room â everyoneâs room â to know when you are sleeping? Following you, peeking into your mind to find out what youâve done and to whom, waiting to mete out punishment for the âbadâ deeds?
Keep it going – what kind of magic does Santa possess to make it to the house of every kid in the world and leave them a gift before Christmas morning⌠in every time zone?
Howâd he find you if you werenât at your own house for Christmas?
And weâre ok letting kids believe in this home-invading conjurer â so much so that we feed him too?
Itâs okâŚ
Maybe he only practices the good kind of magicâŚ
M-maybe the stories about getting a lump of coal in your stocking for doing bad things is the worst of itâŚ
Really! December is here! If you’re like me, you just started celebrated on Dec. 1st – I try to give all of the holidays their just due so I wait until after Thanksgiving to get into the spirit. So, now that the season is here, that means it’s time for holiday movies… and by that I mean horror movies!
Must-See Christmas Horror Movies
Snow on the ground. Hot chocolate in steaming mugs. Christmas lights twinkling on the tree. Pick your song and cue the music (âBaby, itâs cold outside,â, âChestnuts roasting on an open fire,â), and sway⌠donât forget to sway. This scenario is as familiar as they come. It represents the making of memories, the ones you call upon throughout the year to bring you joy, a sense of belonging, and love. It is also the default scene for many Christmas horror movies and those of us who like that kind of thing get nostalgic just thinking of cold winter nights with a good slasher film on the TV. Ah, the holidays.
If youâre looking for a good (and thatâs a relative term, mind you) Christmas horror movie, check this list out. It this goes beyond Gremlins, A Christmas Carol (because⌠ghosts), and The Night Before Christmas, folks â they are must-see Christmas horror movies in their own right, but you knew that already. So settle in, pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate, and pull the covers around you real tight⌠because everyone knows that the covers hide you from whatâs lurking in the shadows, the thing waiting in the shadowy place just beyond the flickering lights on your Christmas tree⌠right?
Black Christmas â Donât mess with girls in their sorority house⌠period. The 1974 original stars Margot Kidder pre-Superman fame and is a slasher movie through and through. Halloween may have put slasher movies on the map, but Black Christmas is the precursor in the genre. Alert â there was a remake of this movie in 2019. There was also one made in 2006. Compare and contrast, if you dare!
Silent Night, Deadly Night â The beginning of a franchise, Silent Night, Deadly Night might be the most recognizable title in the Christmas slasher genre. A boy, traumatized at a young age, is triggered later in life to reenact his parentsâ gruesome murders. And then the bleeding commences.
Krampus â Donât believe in the spirit of Christmas? Youâd better get yourself in gear before Krampus comes to visit. The antithesis of Santa Claus, Krampus punishes those who misbehave in the most terrifying of ways. Kind of sheds new light on the lyrics of âSanta Claus is Coming to Townâ, doesnât it?
Being a little spooked inside the confines of oneâs own home is not relegated Halloween â stories of home invasions frightening us out of our sleep and hallucinations of flying animals attest to that (you know, âTwas the⌠I know you know). So, give in. Add a little Christmas fear with your Christmas cheer!